Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment, or foil with a light spritz of non-stick spray.
Slice the jalapenos in half, length wise, and remove the seeds and ribs.
In a medium mixing bowl, use a fork to smash the cream cheese to soften.
Fold in the shredded cheese, bacon, and green onion.
divide this mixture evenly between the jalapenos, careful not to over-fill.
Take the crescent roll sheets, and stretch out onto a cutting board. Press the seams of two triangles together to form a rectangle. You should end up with 4.
Cut each rectangle into 5 strips.
Wrap the strips around the jalapenos, and place onto the prepared baking sheet.
Bake for 13-15 minutes, until the crescent strips are golden brown.
Remove from the oven and allow to cool slightly before enjoying.
For a fun look, add candy eyeballs to the mummies for decoration.